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mattreadsthings:

WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD
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theepichumor:

Happy Birthday JESUS
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awesomelybritish:

Merry Christmas :)
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ideacatalog:

stay calm and carry on
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nomhard:

snow | Tumblr on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/45543687
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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH?
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH! JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY
HEY!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH, WHAT DID I SAY?
RUN THAT ASS ‘CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY!
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tiffrose:

best card ever
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